We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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