K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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