I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
