dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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