ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Buhtt sex?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
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