The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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