Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
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Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
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My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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