Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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