i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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