awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
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Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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