it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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