quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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