Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
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We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
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Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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