Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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