i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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