The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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