Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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