this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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