I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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