never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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