HIV tests are more positive than that guy
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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