Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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