i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Randomize