Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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