I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
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Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
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God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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