I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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