Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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