He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
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The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
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I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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