NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Help me help you realize you are a moron
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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