Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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