My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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