Soap is not a condiment
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Randomize
