guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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