brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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