I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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