Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
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I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
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Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.