Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
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Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
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I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
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