Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.