i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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