I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
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But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
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Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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