Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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