WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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