I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
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