She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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