And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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