She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i need an iv and a liver transplant
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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