He is an equal opportunity slut.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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