margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
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Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
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Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
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