Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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