I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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