It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
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Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
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I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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