i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Randomize
