that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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