before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
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i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
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Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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