dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
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That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
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So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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