yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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