sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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