Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Randomize
