I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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