Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
the gays at disneyland are vicious
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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