I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
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Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
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He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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